Why do I love Fall out boy so much when their main singer does this?
Jack is me basically
And Alex me.
I’d been trying to write something, kind of social commentary, about the totally different experiences you can have in the same land mass, you know. There are a lot of songs about being from a city specifically, but there’s not a lot of songs about being from, in or around a city. Just that general shared culture that we share with pretty much most of the world.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Plot twist: All the members of Fall Out Boy die in the YBCs except for Patrick and inside the brief case is a sequel to Patricks Soul Punk album
So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE HEAD BUMP